A satire blog about vendors, outages, and security theater.
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Satire on a schedule. Reality refuses to wait for the schedule.
PaperCut shipped a second emergency patch this week after attackers walked in through print management. The queue was never the interesting part.
Read the postThe industry turned a useful idea into a tote bag. The tote bag is in a drawer. Do not trust the drawer.
Read the postRansomware encrypts disks. Dashboards stay calm. Restore is the part nobody rehearses.
Read the postHigh availability looks like geography on a map and like a weather report on a status page.
Read the postA small publication that treats technology writing like comedy with a point.
Longer than a thread. Shorter than a white paper. Written like someone who has sat through the keynote and kept the notes.
We exaggerate so the real pitch decks look less sneaky. If a vendor says “seamless,” assume the seam is a billing cycle.
Security, infrastructure, backups, identity, trends. The jokes work because the subject is already almost funny.
Ad slot · we still don't trust them
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